Thursday, March 8, 2007

The art of flirting

Seeing as I find it soo difficult to find a man, I figured why not sit back and watch the various arts of flirting that our precious young men use to "woo" the young ladies shroweded in black..

  1. Find any scrap piece of paper and flick it in the direction of the lady - just pray she can catch!
  2. Chase her till your feet and tongue go numb from following and repeating your number over and over.
  3. Follow step two, but make sure you reach her car (provided she drives) and note down her car plate number. Then, using your contacts find her name and phone number.
  4. If your contacts were useless then drive around town aimlessly till one day miraculously you see her car again and follow step one but this time towards the car
  5. Bluetooth!!! Provided you get the right name since bluetooth has become the new chat in the country and the new means of dating

I believe that sums it all! What a limited art!

5 comments:

Z said...

does this still happen? or does this really happen? =S have we become that low?!

ADinamorato said...

The scrap of paper thingy got too old. I sometimes use the tissue papers resturants give plus some origami skills to turn it into a rose when I find someone interesting nearby

doesnt that sound sexy? ;)

though for the past couple of months, I lost the touch and most of my roses end up looking like something ugly :p

back to training...

(and ya, please dont copy my sexy technique ok?)

3li said...

Ive seen the "origami",,,. It aint sexy, its more of a crumpled up kleenex than a rose.

Boys Lie said...

zaytuna: it does happen. it happens all the time!! guaranteed.

Getting a number from a guy abruptly and even in a sleek sophisticated manner , even if it was covered in gold and silver is absolutely abhorrent!

its all about the approach and the effort one takes to be with someone. that counts for something

numbers never do..!

ADinamorato said...

making a rose from a tissue paper definitely requires some effort