Saturday, February 24, 2007

Battery dead - more like run out of pick-up lines!

One day while I'm at the bank a man walks in, and soon enough he's talking on the phone.. I'm not one to eavesdrop, but he was way too loud and this is how his phone conversation went:

"Hey, how you doing? I'm alright thanks just at the bank transferring some money, yeah I'm standing in queue waiting for my turn.. Everything alright with you? Hey listen you mind calling me on my other number? coz the battery's dead on this phone.. You don't know my other number?? Its #######.. Come on man its easy, its #######.. Okay go get a pen and paper.. You got one? alright note this down #######.. I'm really sorry, but it'll cut off any minute so pls just give me a call on #######.."

By then I started realizing that this was all a prank.. It was a very poor attempt to give me his number since he didn't have the balls to talk to me directly.. That wasn't the end of it though.. Here's how the rest of the call went as he realized I wasn't paying attention or noting his number down..

"Come on, just take it down, its #######.. You'd rather memorize it? That's alright its #######.. Okay, I'm waiting for your call on ####### coz it's gonna cut off any minute.. Yeah that's right #######.. Alright then I'm waiting to hear from you!"

Can the men here get anymore lamer or more desperate! I thought I had seen it all, but this was totally something new!

2 comments:

i*maginate said...

HILARIOUS - esp. the end:

"Can the men here get anymore lamer or more desperate! I thought I had seen it all, but this was totally something new!"

OMG that is so crazy but you gotta give the dude credit for his crazy creativity!

Boys Lie said...

Yes indeed, i do give him credit for his creativity and thus the post ;)

but it still is crazy, lame and god damn desperate!